I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
MIDGETS
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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