do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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