dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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