im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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