he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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