no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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