You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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