Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
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He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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