How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
she smelled like a LAN party
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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