pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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