New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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