It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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