Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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