bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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