I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
porn star boner night. come get it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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