If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
