Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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