no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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