Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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