I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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