do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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