Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
