did you get engaged???
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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