By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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