Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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