Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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