I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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