Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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