Dual....:-)
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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