I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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