But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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