her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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