I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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