This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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