Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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