i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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