Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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