my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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