Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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