it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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