Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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