How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
The Olympian is in my bed
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