I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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