She is in my trunk
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I booty called her while she was in labor.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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