My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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