The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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