I hate your face
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
You are a genius and a whore.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
