This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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