No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize