Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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