just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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