You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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