i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
He uses pillows to masturbate.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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